IS HILLARY CLINTON’S COUGH A CURSE?
–Where Do We Go From Here? The Clintons Call It Utopia. We Call It Hell.
By Judi McLeod, with consent of the author
During an epic 2016 presidential election campaign whose results were to dump Hillary Clinton further back into the nether regions of Never Never Land, histrionic-geared Hillary coughed and went Whoopsie! falls the whole way through.
Never before had a presidential candidate coughed their way all the way through a campaign.
In fact the only antic that brought Hillary more attention than coughing and falling was when she barked like a dog at a campaign rally in Nevada, thanks primarily to singer Bryan Lewis who recorded the song ‘I Think My Dog’s A Democrat’, which went viral with over 6 million views.
Some may have thought that she may have permanently damaged her vocal cords by ‘barking’ like that, but we now know it never stopped her from screeching all the way up to Midterms, 2018.
Just like her mentor Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton loves the limelight of attention, and is willing to cough, fall up and down stairs and bark like a dog just to get it.
So within days of the confirmation of Judge Brett Kavanaugh as a Supreme Court Justice, and less than a month before Midterms, comes word that Hillary Clinton with her sexually deviant husband Bill in tow, are taking their show on the road.
“The famous political couple, who individually charge well into six figures for an address, is launching a 13-city joint public speaking tour of the U.S. and Canada titled “An Evening with the Clintons” that kicks off Nov. 18 in Las Vegas.
Why all the way to Canada?
Their feminist-identifying pal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is here and faces a dicey election in 2019.
THE CLINTONS CALL IT UTOPIA. WE CALL IT HELL!
“Tickets to see the former president and former secretary of state live on stage aren’t cheap. At the 5,200-seat Park Theater in Las Vegas, the same venue where Lady Gaga will soon have a residency, seats cost between $72.48 and $228.44. And at the Opera House in Boston, tickets go for between $120.50 and $745.50, and that doesn’t include fees to promoter Live Nation. (Yahoo)
“So what can audience members expect from the show?”
Other than Hillary’s horrendous coughing fits, vaudevillian falling up and down stairs routines and Slick Willy’s “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” jokes, that is?
“Experience a one-of-a-kind conversation with two individuals who have helped shape our world and had a front seat to some of the most important moments in modern history,” the public relations copy for the tour reads. “From the American presidency to the halls of the Senate and State Department to one of the United States’ most controversial and unpredictable presidential elections, they provide a unique perspective on the past, and remarkable insight into where we go from here.”
WHEN DEPLORABLES HEAR HILLARY’S COUGH, COUGH, COUGH, THEY THINK HACK, HACK, HACK:
“The tour will wrap up at the 17,505-seat Forum in Inglewood, Calif., an arena that usually hosts music stars. In the coming days, Drake, Phil Collins and the band twenty one pilots will take the stage there. Also on the schedule, however, is former First Lady Michelle Obama, who will appear in mid-November.”
Back to the question in the story headline:’Is Hillary Clinton’s Cough A Curse?’
Our curse is only having to hear it, all over the Google and Facebook-controlled Internet.
But there is no doubt that Hillary’s politically persistent cough is a bigger curse to her— if only because when deplorables hear Hillary’s cough, cough, cough, they think hack, hack, hack.
Hack, hack, hack is what she did to American security when she used a home-brewed server while she was Secretary of State.
Hack, hack, hack is what she had her surrogates try to do when they came out in droves to try to character assassinate Brett Kavanaugh.
Then there’s the hack, hack, hack that comes from the unwavering support of Planned Parenthood from a politician who once said that babes in the womb have no rights.
And there’s the Hillary hack, hack, hack that we’ve seen with our very own eyes, the one that comes from her support of a #MeToo Movement, which proves above all else that the only rape victims we should believe are the ones sexually assaulted by Republicans and never those sexually assaulted by Democrats.
Few will ever forget the sound of the hack, hack, hack when Hillary destroyed her cell phones and bleached bit her emails.
Meanwhile, very much like Hillary’s ones, lies fall under their own weight, and the steely factoid that no human, no matter how hard they try, can ever out-bark a junkyard dog.
For a second time, Hillary’s out on the campaign trail, stumbling, hacking and coughing.
But this time out, millions more know that Hillary Clinton’s incessant cough is a curse, one that was cast upon her by the millions she calls “deplorables”!
Copyright © Canada Free Press
BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION ABOUT JUDI McLEOD:
Judi McLeod is an award-winning journalist with 30 years’ experience in the print media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared on Rush Limbaugh, Newsmax.com, Drudge Report, Foxnews.com.