BILL CLINTON ANNOUNCES HE WILL FOLLOW THE ISLAMIC STATE’S RULES FOR RAPE — TRUMP RESPONDS
by Dr. Rich Swier
Bill Clinton has announced that he will follow the Islamic “Rules For Rape” ( http://bit.ly/1MKyg77 ).
At a Hillary for President campaign stop,
Clinton noted that these 'Rules for Rape' are “[M]uch like our friend Bill Ayer’s Rules for Radicals but with a twist, no pun intended. I find the 'Rules for Rape' well thought out. They appear to provide adequate protections for all women. By following these rules I will put to rest Donald Trump’s allegation that I am conducting a ‘war against women’.”
Former President Clinton was asked if he had converted to Islam. He responded with a wink and that classic Clinton grin.
Monica Lewinsky in a short statement said, “Bill and I don’t need no stinking rules.”
The White House has announced that President Obama is considering an Executive Order implementing the Rules for Rape. White House press secretary Josh Earnest said, “The President wants to insure diversity while protecting a women’s right to choose to be raped. These rules show that Islam is truly the religion of peace. Those who slander Islam are waging a war against women. The new Rules for Rape Executive Order is expected to be issued in January along with new gun control measures titled the Rules for Rape of Gun Owners.”
According to “The Clarion Project" [ http://drrichswier.com/2016/01/01/read-the-islamic-states-rules-for-rape/reports ]:
In a detailed “ fatwa", Islamic State theologians have issued detailed rulings on who can rape sex slaves and when.
Fatwa No. 64 -- dated Jan. 29, 2015 -- issued by Islamic State’s Committee of Research and Fatwas, is structured as warnings to “some of the brothers” who “have committed violations in the matter of the treatment of the female slaves” which ISIS feels “are not permitted by Sharia law.”
To avoid future misunderstandings, the “Fatwa Department” codifies the rules of sexual slavery thus:
- A slave owner cannot have intercourse (rape) his female-slave if she is pregnant or menstruating.
- He may not rape both a mother and daughter if he owns both women.
- He may not rape two sisters if he owns both – he must choose only one. If he sells one however, the other becomes permitted.
- A son may not rape the slave of his father, nor the father the slave of his son. Neither may a husband rape his wife’s slave. Selling or giving away the girl changes this.
- A slave owner is not allowed to abort a fetus of his slave impregnated by him.
Mr. Clinton said that he is “adamantly against owning sex slaves.”
Clinton noted, “Why do I need to own sex slaves. I can get all the sex I need without the burden of ownership.”
The “Hillary for President” campaign issued the following statement:
"We are pleased that Mr. Clinton, the first 'First Man', will be following these rules when he returns to the White House.
The campaign staff and interns have been briefed on these ‘Rules For Rape’ so that there is no misunderstanding.
The rules will be incorporated into the contracts of all female employees of the White House once Mrs. Clinton is sworn into office."
The Donald Trump campaign in a press release noted:
"Bill Clinton has never been one to follow the rules. Just look at his term in office. Ask any of the women he did not have sex with to understand that he cannot be trusted to follow the Islamic State’s 'Rules For Rape'."
It is interesting to note that the Islamic State began its rise to power in Syria and Iraq during the time Hillary was Secretary of State. Is there a connection? Did Hillary help the Islamic State write its “Rules for Rape”?
It is time for Congress to investigate if the U.S. State Department is behind these rules!
Bill Cosby has not responded to media inquiries on whether he will also follow the Islamic State's "Rules For Rape". Mr. Cosby has sequestered himself from all media appearances.
BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION ON THE AUTHOR:
Dr. Rich holds a Doctorate of Education from the University of Southern California in Los Angeles, CA, a Master’s Degree in Management Information Systems from the George Washington University, Washington, D.C., and a Bachelor’s Degree in Fine Arts from Washington University, St. Louis, MO.
Rich is a 23-year Army veteran who retired as a Lieutenant Colonel in 1990. He was awarded the Legion of Merit for his years of service. Additionally, he was awarded two Bronze Stars with “V” for Heroism in ground combat, the Presidential Unit Citation, and the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry while serving with the 101st Airborne Division in Vietnam. He is a graduate of the Field Artillery Officers Basic and Advanced Courses, and U.S. Army Command and General Staff College.
Rich was the Founder/CEO of Sarasota Online, a high technology company that was sold to Comcast Cable in 1996. He helped start Backsoft Corporation an enterprise software development company in 1997 whose clients included Coca-Cola, Anheuser- Busch, Hyundai Electronics, Volkswagen, Moen and Goodyear. Backsoft was sold in 2001.
Rich twice chaired the Sarasota Better Business Council and sat on the Board of the Greater Sarasota Chamber of Commerce. He served on the Board of Directors of the Community Foundation of Sarasota County from 2000-2009. He served from 2006-2011 on the Sponsorship Advisory Committee to the Sarasota County School Board.
Rich served for ten years as the President of the Sarasota County Veterans Commission, was an honorary member of the BRAIVE Fund, and served as Chairman of the Sarasota National Cemetery Advisory Committee for seven years.
Rich was the State Editor for RedCounty.com, former radio talk show host of the Dr. Rich Show and former Editor of “Watchdog Wire – Florida”, an internationally read website dedicated to exposing government fraud, waste and abuse at the city, county, school board and state levels in Florida.
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